Brilliant, multi-talented, bilingual, cultured man, great cook, experienced with kids, bright green eyes, great jukebox, 57, solid, heart of gold, devoted, sincere, ready to commit, knows what he wants but doesn’t have a checklist, seeks female playmate who at least aspires to the last six categories, preferably based in the Paris or Dordogne regions of France. (But am open to moving for the right woman.) PS: Ping-pong player a plus. I’ll bring the paddles. You bring the ball. Contact firstname.lastname@example.org .